Score: 0

"A pretty bad attempt."

submission: Fuck for luck 2

date: October 16, 2009

This isn't even really a game, all I had to do was pick the same choice over and over again and I won. There's no criteria for which choice should right or wrong, it's completely random and resets with each click. Actually trying to play fair usually results in you losing, but clicking the same thing will usually get you much further than fairplay.

Score: 6

"Too fucking fast."

submission: KO Boxing

date: September 21, 2009

Ko's reaction time is superhuman and the controls are so anal-retentively demanding, if you're off by the slightest you take damage. Good, but could be ALOT better in the gameplay area.

Score: 0

"Thief!"

submission: bleach 300

date: August 22, 2008

You stole this video from DreamWaveFan, his e-mail is right there at the end of the video. What's sad is you're getting praised for stealing someone else's work and Tom and Wade don't care. Not that it matters, this message will probably be gone in a few days because Tom and Wade are more worried about someone getting upset about being told they stole someone else's art than they are about the actual theft. What sad pathetic joke NG has become when thieves can get away with it and get high scores for someone else's work.

Score: 10

"I have to agree with some of the last guys."

submission: Raven TeenTitans Hentai 2

date: August 22, 2008

I especialy agree with 69anytime; if you ever make another ZTV Teen Titans H parody, Terra would be an obvious choice. I know precisely the scene to set it up, in the episode Terra, as the show is just about to go to commercial, "Slade" reveals that he has lead Terra- whom thought she had cornered "Slade," into a trap. Perfect rape setup- although, I suppose you'd be reluctant to do another "Slade" rape animation...

Score: 2

"Overdone crap"

submission: Super Pico AllStars

date: October 21, 2007

This is just plain awful. It runs like absolute shit even on the lowest setting.
Half the time I have to wait three seconds just to find out I completely missed the enemy and then have them hit me three times in a row while I was trying to make a move.
Learn how to make a game that people can actually play and try again.

Score: 3

"hmm"

submission: H-Android # 18 Dress-ups

date: March 27, 2007

I agree with SonGasmaru; a sequel to this with Pan and/or Bidel would be great. Though, I would suggest you practice on how to make a better dress-up flash first; try to do something different than anyone else. How about instead of giving a pointless selection of nearly identical clothes, only make a few outfits and hide them with easter eggs.

Score: 3

"I am ashamed"

submission: Final Fantasy Simdate RPG

date: February 10, 2007

Your taste in fictional women is abhorent. What is the point of playing a dating game based off of a storied series, if your selection consists of some of the least liked of them all?
This game is an embarassment to the entire fandom.

Score: 3

"Nice, but try for some originality."

submission: Hentai Sex Education

date: July 16, 2006

What is it with you quiz guys and this "miss a question and go back to the beginning" bullshit? It's incredibly counter-productive to the whole process of taking a quiz and screams of sloppy work. Sure, you're not the first person to do it, but I wonder why you have to follow in the genre and carry on with such a tired device. Did you ever think of maybe asking a different question when the player gets one wrong? Maybe keep score and deny them of the 'grand prize' of your glorious peep show if they miss too many questions?

Score: 4

"I'm sorry, but this is bad."

submission: Frank´s Adventure 4

date: May 19, 2006

Is this what we've been waiting a year on NG Alpha for?
The graphics haven't improved one bit, the excessive number of airplanes still slows the game down every time they appear; the sound was an annoying loop, and the titsbear repitition was far too great. I can't believe that your walkthrough actually suggests to keep going to him until you have 1,000 coins. I don't know who wrote that, but I don't have the patience to run back and forth to titsbear 66 times.
As the previous poster said, I just got sick of it and gave up.
This was a sorely disappointing and sad entry in the Frank's Adventure series.

Score: 1

"This game sucked hard and fast."

submission: Sex Kitten - Megamart

date: April 2, 2006

Absolutely awful. The challenges were impossible, a quiz full of random questions and idiotic click until your wrist snaps minigames that can't be beaten without cheating.
You have earned my pity for thinking anyone would find this as anything more than a massive waste of time and effort.